this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I can't put those talents on a resume
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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