:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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