well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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