Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
tequila makes me forget i have legs
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I fill condoms, not promises.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
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