do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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