I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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