The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
3pm strippers are depressing
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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