i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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