just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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