She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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