it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
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normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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