IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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