As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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