she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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