she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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