Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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