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also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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