He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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