I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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