We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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