It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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