remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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