I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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