Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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