is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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