looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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