I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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