The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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