i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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