i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You pole danced in your parka.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
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