Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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