yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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