What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
a search helicopter?!
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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