As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
