If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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