So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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