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(269): View more from Michigan

I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Welp...herpes.

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(630): View more from Illinois

he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.

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(419): View more from Ohio

somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...

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(303): View more from Colorado

i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around

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(516): View more from New York

My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?

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(850): View more from Florida

This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.

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(631): View more from New York

found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day

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