Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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