Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Lo siento on account of my penis...
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
