Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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