well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
pray to the hookup gods
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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