I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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