she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
there is glitter all over my balls
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