I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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