You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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