I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize