Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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