The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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