i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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