He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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