i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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