no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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