weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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