yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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