I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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