what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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