The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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