i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
