Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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